All the Babies in The World Unite

All the Babies In the World Unites!
Waddle your pure peach butts over here,
And turn your cute little monkey faces to me!
Now.. listen to my creed.

First of all stop your
Crying your
Whining your
Fake-crying…. I Hate It
Stop bawling
Moaning and
Howling,
Boo-hooing and
Screaming
It hurts your big-brother’s ear
So please don’t let me hear…
Them ever…. Again

Secondly cease your chaotic nature this instant
Don’t ever:
Spill the juice
Sneeze on food
Mud the shoes
Eat the glue
Wipe your cake on my shirt
Or drool and shred my dear homework.

All the Babies In the World Unite!
And listen to my pitiful cry!