Thursday, September 3, 2009

personal ad

I am a great person. I am about as tall as a building and fat as an elephant. I weigh 500 kg, and I have skin cancer and leprosy so any moment now I might kick the bucket. I am 99 and people say I look as ugly as a pig. When I am bored I like to watch Power rangers. When I fart, I nearly blow up my house, and my hair is as white as a sheet of A4 paper. My finger is as thick as a banana and I cannot fit through a door.
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2 comments:

  1. Monsieur SheldonSeptember 3, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    arent you supposed to make yourself look good?

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  2. LolaSeptember 3, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    you are supposed to make yourself look good and not really bad

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